No sign of an Argonath in that box is there Crash?
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No sign of an Argonath in that box is there Crash?
Well, I should hope most bars would already be stocked with Wild Turkey. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Nomad thinks to the American holiday ahead and suddenly a flock of Wild Turkeys appear.
PC reaches into the box and pulls out the missing "O" as well as Timothy Dalton.
"You are such a better Bond then the current weenie."
PC orders a round of martinis and begins to drool
Bond : Timothy Dalton is Welsh ya know? (me too). Connery - Scots, Moore - English, Lazenby - Australian, Brosnan - Irish. Is Bond gonna be American next or what?
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ November 22, 2002 07:53 PM: Message edited by: ianviking ]</font>
<font face="georgia">I don't think any American actor will be Bond. A non-American (IOW current British-based) accent is required. Or, if you indicate light frequencies as "color", you're out...spell it "colour", however, and you're a possibility.
HTH, glad I could be of service.</font>
I dont think I liked Tim Dalton all that much. In retrospect..Moore bit the big one acting wise.
Nomad produces a feed bag and tosses the Turtkeys some fattenning grub.
Well Nommy, only 24 days until you may get to see some Ents. Gee I hope they're in the second film.
Was looking at my pics from Boston in '98 yesterday. I managed to at least remember everyone's nickname, and some real names. I know we lost track of Piscea a while back, but anyone heard from QueenGOP recently?
Just wondering. Feel free to ignore me [img]smile.gif[/img]
Which reminds me...
Merle or Cloney! Some margaritas and some vodka jello things please.
I'm actually re-reading The Two Towers now to refresh myself before I go see the movie. But after re-reading FOTR, I wonder how much will have changed from the book for this one too.
Ian, I opften think back with a smile to our '98 Gathering. I had a great time. Hope everyone else did also.
Nomad downs a Jello shot and feeds on to to one of the Turkeys. Two minutes laster, the Turkey stumbles and falls. Karina!!!!!!! Did you give Cloney the same recipe you used during th '98 gathering???
Oh Yeah, Ian...I do believe there be ENTS in the next movie. I just loved reading them in the book. Love to see how they do it.
<font face="georgia">Wow...those margaritas must've been more potent than I realized...two guys talking as if they were in Las Vegas for the '98 Gathering. I mean, there's no way anyone would normally confuse Las Vegas with Boston, no matter how hot it got that summers day. Must've been the margaritas. I'll have to speak to Carlos about the tequilla he used, and if he has any left...
1999? Boston? 7500+ miles with QueenGOP. Two incidents where a cop pulled us over for questionable speed. I get the yellow receipt for mine, she gets a smile and a request not to pass any more highway patrol cars in excess of the speed limit. Must've thought I was her dad, and that she was being punished enough. I haven't heard anything about her after she started her selling job.
Hey, Prof...how's the reactionary doing these days?</font>
I never was very good with dates...er...or spelling...er...or magic...LoL
Nommy looks over the flock that is running around and chooses the plumpest for his feast.
*AsIs looks sternly at Nommy*
"Nommy, get your hand off my ass. I am not going to be tonight's feast!"
Wizzard grins at Asis...
Well...since <u>you</u> opened the door...
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1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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I'm dyin'! Too funny, Wizz! ROTFLMFAOPMP!!!!!!! [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
I may not look at turkey the same way again. [img]smile.gif[/img]
BTW, although it's a tad early, I don't want to forget. I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving!
<font face="georgia">Yeah, what Rantarn said.
Oh...maybe I should have titled my last post "Politically correct statements at Thanksgiving".??Little did I know that it would end up at the top of page 8...
May your turkey be tasty and moist
And your yams ever so sweet
(And cranberry sauce with no can marks)
Spending the evening off of your feet.</font>
LOL
I just saw Queen GOP at Thanksgiving. She is doing well. Not much happening in Southern California, although avoiding the forest fires and high winds has been a bit of a challenge.
I dragged her to see Die Another Day. Great flick, even with the weenie in it.
Nommy, I have read all the Bond books which is one of the reasons I prefer Dalton. Bond in the books is portrayed as cold and cruel when on the job. He is suave and sexy but don't mess with him. Dalton portrayed that in the two flicks he did. Bronsen couldn't pull that off if he wanted to. In my not so humble opinion. (grins)
(RL Nommy wipes up the messy blood from the floor that that he missed on Turkey day. Grumbles something about a new emersion blender and having to type with one less finger (Temporarily) and 4 stitches) Now back to the zanyness!
ROTF also Wizz...love that list. Sorry Asis, thought that was my favorite piece of meat I was grabbing (don't go there). Nommy didn't have the heart to eat theese particular turkeys. He had let them go (with the proddding from a few ENT's)
Hey Ian, read the "Rendlesham file" yet?
Do you know how long that file takes to download off the MoD web site? I have DSL, and so after 15 minutes I have about half of part 1. There are 5 parts! Part 1 is also 38 pages, so it may take me a while to read.
Guess there's time for a few Sammies while waiting for the download
Wow Ian! I didn't actually expect you to download and read it. I was just wondering. Cool. Would be good to know what happened in you version (sorta) of Roswell.
btw... Is anyone watching the scifi miniseries "Taken" by Spielberg?
Nomad stands up and starts to gumble in a low and earth shking voice. Suddenly the door flew open and 2 live trees walked in and placed themselves in 2 of the corners. Yes, they are Ents. They are Balsom Ents. Yes folks...Xmas tree Ents. hehe.
One of the trees leaned over and mumbled something to Nomad. "Yes, Fern, you will be kept amply watered.
OK everyone, Fern and his brother Greenly have volunteered to be out Christmas trees this year. They are exited about being dressed up in beautiful ornimanents. Lets do them proud and make them shine. The best part id that we do not need to toss the old trees out anny longer. These great trees will simply go home of their own accord.
I'll start by putting my yearly Banbylon 5 Jumpgate ornament on the tree. Be careful...it is a fully functional miniature....hehe"
How's your finger, Nommy?
Stitches come out next tuesday. Thanks for asking Bmat.
Hey Cloney...how about whipping up some "Special" eggnog for eceryone. It is snowing here in Boston and I gots lots of Xmas spirit from it too.
I've seen it snowing in Boston. Really I have!
Great things webcams [img]smile.gif[/img]
Looks like much of the northeast is getting a lot of snow there. We just get cold, wet and windy here LOL!
Ornaments? Ummm, well I just finished building Ivanova's Starfury and it's quite pretty, so I guess that'll do. Oh, and I made some choccie Moyas. Guess they can go up too.
Um, Ian....What is Chocci?
OK people...let have some more ornaments!
Choccie etymology: abbreviation of the word chocolate. Usually describles a small chocolate used to bring the eater pleasure.
Cool! Learn something new everyday. Speaking of learning...Is that UFO document entertaining?
Nomad whips up some glowing pulsar ornaments like he saw in a scene from "Startrek: Insurrection"
Merle scurries out, and hangs a small figurine on of the two trees. He's not sure who is who. Anyway, on closer inspection, the figurine is revealed as Mickey Mouse dressed as the Sorcerer's Apprentice.
Nomad rolls his eyes and creates 2 blinking ornaments. One that says <font color=Red> "Fern"</font> and one that says <font color=green>"Greenly"</font> and places them on their respective trees.
Of course you can always ask the Ents who they are...lol
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ December 09, 2002 11:22 AM: Message edited by: Nommy ]</font>
<font face="georgia">Wizzard bring in the <font color="purple">Fed</font><font color="orange">Ex</font> from outside and opens up the box.
I think this'll work out fine. <font color="red">Fern</font> gets the blender ornament (Wizzard checks out Nommy's blender finger), and <font color="green">Greenly</font> gets the replica two-gallon jugs of <font color="#22AA00">margarita</font> elixir
Yikes....Nommy looks down at his hand then at h the Ornament. Wow...they really did a realisic job on the finger, Wizz! For a second there, I thought it was mine.
Nomad adds an official PAtriot Football Ornament to the tree.
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ December 09, 2002 04:09 PM: Message edited by: Nommy ]</font>
Nomad pulls in a box from his ...er...bag and puts together an authentic Trinset around each tree. They are actual working steam engines with really cool Xmas Cars.
Nomad them mumbles to each of the trees and a bunch of little tiny looking peolple climb down from within the limbs of the tree and hboard the train. They stoke up the engines and start to Run the trains around the trees.
Looks like the room needs more decorating. (Thanks for all your help, people)
Nomad pulls a long string of lights and strings them around the room. Corner to Corner.
"Nommy", someone asks from across the room. "Those seem pretty boring, everyday christmas lights. We need more glitter and spirit or something".
Nomad just glanced back at the person with a smile. He heads to the switch for the lights and something different happened. Sure the lights glowed. They were a nice bright xmasy glow, but now there were suddenly lights appearing all around the ceiling. Here there and everywhere. Winking in and out....it was so cool. Like looking at the stars ; only all different colors.
" Nomad glances back at the person in question and winks. HOLOGRAPHIC Set"
PC does her best to chip in. "Hey I made a traditional paper chain for the trees." Seeing that the paper chain was long enough to wrap five trees in, she grins sheepishly. "what, was I suppose to grade all of these papers?"
Did they take another test or did you make them write papers as punsishment THEN make a paper chain out of them? Don't yuou think they might be a little suspicious asking them to write it on either green or red papaer? Hmmm
ummm Nommy, the red and green is the pen bleeding through from grading the papers.....
Nomad Whips up a spell and all the Xmas Stuff dissapears. The Ents Take a bow and exit the bar.
Nomad whips up another spell and party decorati9ons fill the place. Hey Merle! You need to get the Champagne ready for tonight.
Hey everyone!!!! .... WAKE UP! ITS 2003!